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theirrelevanceofgender:

catbugg:

nabulos:

spirits818:

everydaycomics:

Follow Your Dreams!

That took a direction I did not expect.

That was the best direction that could have taken

I don’t know what I expected.

I fucking love this website

rainbowwavedash:

rtgrl:

rainbowwavedash:

alanjcastonguay:

browningtons:

notanotaku101:

Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals!

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Wtf kind of shirty date format is that?

Sound it out. August 22nd, 2009.

Best date format.

The 8th of Icosikatrivember 2009?

Worst date format

I’ll give you the metric system being better, but american short date format is best date format.

When you have 3 units of measurement, listing them from middle to least to greatest is absolutely not the best way. 

You can have third best (still in the top half!) because mm/yy/dd, dd/yy/mm, and yy/dd/mm are all slightly worse.

rainbowwavedash:

alanjcastonguay:

browningtons:

notanotaku101:

Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals!

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Today on ‘Tumblr is a stupid sack of rocks’

Wtf kind of shirty date format is that?

Sound it out. August 22nd, 2009.

Best date format.

The 8th of Icosikatrivember 2009?

Worst date format

krabbydon:

morkaischosen:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

I imagine it means “in the precise and accurate manner of one who has trained in the science of fisticuffs.” Various schools of FIGHTAN GOOD have sold themselves as The Rationally Derived Way To Fight over the years…

As has been pointed out, it most likely means “in the manner of a boxer”.

seriousjones:

if evolution is real, how come human babies are still so nerfed? most dogs are full adults by their first birthday but humans are still just shit factories for the first 4 years

Humans are still way OP, and the baby nerf is still not stopping people from rolling so goddamn many.

rainbowwavedash:

sapphirefiber:

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

thugkitchen:

I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive. Money doesn’t grow on trees; coffee does. Don’t waste your time in a fucking line and spend your hard earned cash on something you can make while you’re sleeping. Cold brewed coffee is also way less acidic, making this easier on your stomach. SO GRAB A CUP OF THIS SIMPLE SHIT AND SEIZE THE GODDAMN DAY. 
COLD BREWED COFFEE
¾ cup ground coffee (whatever you got is fine)
3 ½ cups cold water
Put the coffee grounds in the bottom of a large container. If you like coffee with some fucking bite, add another ¼ cup of grounds. Slowly pour the water over the grounds and stir. Make sure all the grounds get wet because sometimes there are weird dry pockets and then you’re just wasting fucking coffee. Let this sit in the fridge (or on your counter if its not too fucking hot in your place) overnight or for at least 10 hours. In the morning, strain that shit using a mesh strainer. You know, the ones that look like a screen door. If you have the time, strain one more time through a paper coffee filter to get out the last of the grounds (or don’t and just deal with a couple rogue grounds in your drink). Serve over ice and with some almond milk if that’s your thing.
Makes about 3 ½ cups of coffee (triple this recipe and keep the extra in the fridge all week)

OR USE A FRENCH PRESS AND HAVE A FRESH CUP EVERY MORNING HOT DAMN COLD BREW IN A FRENCH PRESS WAS A GODDAMN REVELATION

Cold brew coffee is amazing, and once you have it, you may not go back to any other way.I make it a lot, and I’ve found that a lighter roast, as well as beans from Kenya or Central America really bring out the most amazing flavours you’ve ever had.Cold brew coffee can have these really complex fruit and floral, or chocolate and caramel flavours that we never even notice when we make it any other way.Give it a try; I think you’ll like it.

*salutes this post with a cup of cold-brew coffee with hazlenut syrup*

I don’t like coffee and don’t touch my fuckin’ red bull if I’m tired enough to be relying on that to stay awake. You will lose a hand.

screw you tumblr I’ll pay a dollar to not have to wash dishes and babysit a cup if I want to
I’m an aduuuuuuuuuuuult

rainbowwavedash:

sapphirefiber:

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

thugkitchen:

I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive. Money doesn’t grow on trees; coffee does. Don’t waste your time in a fucking line and spend your hard earned cash on something you can make while you’re sleeping. Cold brewed coffee is also way less acidic, making this easier on your stomach. SO GRAB A CUP OF THIS SIMPLE SHIT AND SEIZE THE GODDAMN DAY.

COLD BREWED COFFEE

¾ cup ground coffee (whatever you got is fine)

3 ½ cups cold water

Put the coffee grounds in the bottom of a large container. If you like coffee with some fucking bite, add another ¼ cup of grounds. Slowly pour the water over the grounds and stir. Make sure all the grounds get wet because sometimes there are weird dry pockets and then you’re just wasting fucking coffee. Let this sit in the fridge (or on your counter if its not too fucking hot in your place) overnight or for at least 10 hours. In the morning, strain that shit using a mesh strainer. You know, the ones that look like a screen door. If you have the time, strain one more time through a paper coffee filter to get out the last of the grounds (or don’t and just deal with a couple rogue grounds in your drink). Serve over ice and with some almond milk if that’s your thing.

Makes about 3 ½ cups of coffee (triple this recipe and keep the extra in the fridge all week)

OR USE A FRENCH PRESS AND HAVE A FRESH CUP EVERY MORNING HOT DAMN COLD BREW IN A FRENCH PRESS WAS A GODDAMN REVELATION

Cold brew coffee is amazing, and once you have it, you may not go back to any other way.

I make it a lot, and I’ve found that a lighter roast, as well as beans from Kenya or Central America really bring out the most amazing flavours you’ve ever had.

Cold brew coffee can have these really complex fruit and floral, or chocolate and caramel flavours that we never even notice when we make it any other way.

Give it a try; I think you’ll like it.

*salutes this post with a cup of cold-brew coffee with hazlenut syrup*

I don’t like coffee and don’t touch my fuckin’ red bull if I’m tired enough to be relying on that to stay awake. You will lose a hand.

screw you tumblr I’ll pay a dollar to not have to wash dishes and babysit a cup if I want to

I’m an aduuuuuuuuuuuult

pikminpicker:

I hope the degree of customization is very high.

hcandersen:

fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad

Yeah, it was the worst.

People judged you for having more than two or three open. They judged you right to your face. “Why do you need so many windows?” they’d say. Also, using the internet meant no one in your house could use the phone, and a 5MB download took about an hour.

Dark times, children.

Wasn’t that bear one being shady about paying their animators?

I mean- I’m uninterested in backing either, but at least 100% sure potato salad guy isn’t “work for exposure” scum.